Hospitals across the country are retheming after a recent study unearthed a startling fact. Of 250 children surveyed, exactly 250 of them expressed an aversion or out-and-out fear of clowns. I suppose a generation of administrators raised on Bozo and Ronald McDonald were slow to realize that garishly painted faces were just about the last thing children wanted to see when they were already scared out of their minds.
I confess, morbid curiosity sometimes gets the better of me. So I clicked on a link that promised to tell me about the people who should not be allowed to “gym.” (And that’s the way it used the word — as a verb, not a noun. So back off, grammar Nazis!)
I saw one picture and closed the page.