Hospitals across the country are retheming after a recent study unearthed a startling fact. Of 250 children surveyed, exactly 250 of them expressed an aversion or out-and-out fear of clowns. I suppose a generation of administrators raised on Bozo and Ronald McDonald were slow to realize that garishly painted faces were just about the last thing children wanted to see when they were already scared out of their minds.
A young girl ate a cookie. And now she is dead.
It happened right here in Florida, just last month. She was at a friend’s house. The cookie had peanut butter in it. She went into anaphylactic shock. Her parents administered two EpiPens. It was all for naught. She died about an hour later.
The story I read said she “accidentally” ate the cookie. I have eaten many cookies in my day, and (without trying to sound dismissive) that is pretty much impossible. She ate the cookie on purpose. She ate peanuts, and died, on accident.