Hospitals across the country are retheming after a recent study unearthed a startling fact. Of 250 children surveyed, exactly 250 of them expressed an aversion or out-and-out fear of clowns. I suppose a generation of administrators raised on Bozo and Ronald McDonald were slow to realize that garishly painted faces were just about the last thing children wanted to see when they were already scared out of their minds.
Midge Decter, a writer with whom I am completely unfamiliar, is credited with my favorite quote of the week: “Join the side you’re on.” If that’s a bit too on-the-nose for you, allow me to supply some context.
I have no particular ax to grind against either Harvey Weinstein or Roy Moore. I’m sure they both have their positive aspects. And I despise the degradation of anyone — young and female or otherwise — being perpetrated by people in power, regardless of where that power is wielded. But I don’t want to write about that today. I want to write about hypocrisy.
Emily Ratajkowski, well known body-paint model and social commentator, complained recently that she doesn’t get “serious” roles in Hollywood. (I have trouble assigning the word “serious” to anything related to Hollywood, but that’s another article.)
So Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty, the famed and celebrated Bonnie and Clyde themselves, capped off the Oscars ceremony by announcing the wrong winner in the Best Picture category — surely a greater theft than any perpetrated by their real-life bank-robbing counterparts. And yet my biggest takeaway from the biggest television fiasco since Nipplegate at Super Bowl XXVIII is … I don’t care.