Honey
Raise bees in your home! “BEEcosystems” are completely enclosed units that hang on your interior walls and provide access to the outdoors for the bees and access to honey for you. The bad news is, they’re $599 apiece; however, I am promised, “for the amount of honey you will eat, they practically pay for themselves!”
The good news is, they don’t come with any bees. That makes them a bit more workable in Tracie’s mind.